Chuck Norris

Top Ten Chuck Norris Facts

Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried. Ever.

Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.

The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.

If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris, you may be only seconds away from death.

Chuck Norris has counted to infinity. Twice.

Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting implies the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.

Chuck Norris' blood type is AK+. Ass-Kicking Positive. It is compatible only with heavy construction equipment, tanks, and fighter jets.

Chuck Norris is 1/8th Cherokee. This has nothing to do with ancestry, the man ate a f#cking Indian.

In fine print on the last page of the Guinness Book of World Records it notes that all world records are held by Chuck Norris, and those listed in the book are simply the closest anyone else has ever gotten.

There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard. There is only another fist.

Roger is the Man

I just heard that Roger won the Aussie Open. He's going down as one of the best ever. He's like Pistol Pete, but with better hair. Anyways, speaking of tennis. Josh is the head coach of the men's and women's tennis team at SDSU. And just for the record, I haven't played since Oct. of 04, but I'm starting to get an urge to start playing.

Tracy is getting pretty big. It's hard for her to do much. After work she is wiped out. I kind of feel bad for her. I have a feeling that it's going to get much worse for both of us after the baby is born.

I also saw that Seattle was 3 point under dogs against the steelers. What a joke.

Talk to you later

Well Hello

I haven't worked still. I had to participate in a safety marathon last night. 8 hrs of hell and I missed my trip for it. I currently am just going to Willmar and back. It's a pretty easy run. Anyways I'll have to get some pictures from work on this thing. A coal train derailed a couple of weeks ago, going 50mph. Coal dust and chunks were everywhere. It ripped the aluminum coal cars open like a soup can. I wish I had my camera. Sounds like Josh is going to be our nanny this summer, and move to Fargo. The weird thing, he is really excited. Surprised me.

Brian, here is a picture from Darryn and Steph's wedding. I didn't know if you've seen it or not.

Goodbye

Nothing New

Still haven't worked since the 3rd. But there is hope. I might work by the end of the week. Right now I'm trying to get into management. I have to get accepted to take a FLS test. If I pass the test, then I would go to Fort Worth TX, and work with my uncle there. I would be an assistant of his for the summer or maybe longer. Then I would get to transfer anywhere there is an opening for BNSF.

I talked to Josh, my brother, last night. He was at the HUB, enjoying a Hub Special. I'm jealous. Haven't been there since June. Got to love the special.

Fargo

Life in Fargo is pretty boring. I haven't worked since January 3rd and I probably won't until the 11th or 12th. I get paid whether I work or not, so that's good. But I run out of things to do at home.


We have been working on the baby's room. Here are some pictures. It's almost done. I think we are getting a chair to put in the room. We are also trying to find some pictures to hang, but haven't really found anything.

How did that picture of Toby get in here? She's getting old. Now I have to go find something to entertain me.

Big Gay Pete

Speaking of big gay pete. I think this picture represents him very well.

Bobby's new blog

Found this website today. Figured I would give it a shot. Does anybody else think that the Black Eyed Peas "lumps" or "lady lumps" song is stupid or is it just me. I think that I get actually dumber everytime I hear it on the radio. God I hate those BEP.